Everything I need to know about life,

Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark...

1. Don't miss the boat.
2. Remember that we are all in the same boat.
3. Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
4. Stay fit. When you're 600, some one may ask u to do something really big.
5. Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that has to be done.

6. Build your future on high ground.
7. For- safety's sake, travel in pairs.
8. Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
9. When you're stressed, float a while.
10. Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.

11. No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting.
NOW, wasn't that nice? Pass it along and make someone else smile, too.

THE FOLLOWING IS A CHINESE GOOD LUCK TANTRA TOTEM.
U may not believe this but the advice is great! Read all the way down, u may discover something new!!

1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
2. Marry someone u love to talk to. As u age, her conversation skills will be as important as any other.
3. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
4. When you say, "I love you," mean it.
5. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.

6. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
7. Believe in love at first sight.
8. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.
9. Love deeply & passionately. U may get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
10. In disagreements, fight fairly. Please No name calling.

11. Don't judge people by their relatives.
12. Talk slowly, but think quickly.
13. When someone asks u a question u don't-want to answer smile & ask, "Why do u want to know?"
14. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
15. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.

16. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
17. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; Responsibility for all your actions.
18. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
19. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
20. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

21. Spend some time alone.

Now, here's the FUN part! This tantra totem has been sent to you for good luck. It has been sent around the world 11X so far. U will receive good luck within four days of relaying this tantra totem. Send copies to people u think highly of. Don't send money as fate has no price. Do not keep this message.

The tantra totem must leave your hands in 96 hours. You will get a very pleasant surprise.

This is true, even if you are not superstitious. Send this to at least 5 people and your life will improve.

0-4 people: Your life will improve slightly. 5-9 people: Your life will improve to your liking.

9-14 people: U’ll have at least 5 surprises in the next 3 weeks. 15 & above: Your life will improve drastically!!