Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Computer Viruses (lol)

Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.

J. Kerry Virus-Stores data on both sides of disk & causes little purple hearts to appear on screen.

The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive; with NO memory.

The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to keep counting and re-counting.

The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

The Lewinsky Virus-Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone to tell.

The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back.

The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.

Oprah Virus-200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350.


The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted.

The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn’t care.

The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files.

Lorena Bobbitt Virus-Reformats hard drive into 3.5 inch floppy. Then dumps it via Windows.

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