Passover humor

Matzo Balls

A Texan gentile came to New York City for the first time & never tasted Jewish food. On a pal's recommendation, he went to the Lower East Side to eat at a real, Jewish, restaurant.

He looked at a menu, but everything on it was strange and new and he simply didn't know what to order.

When the waitress came, he pointed to a dish on another table and asked what it was.
The waitress replied, "That's matzo-balls".
"OK," said the Texan, "I'll have that."

He got his dish, and was finishing it with relish when the waitress returned. He looked up and said: "That was truly delicious. I never had anything like this before. Tell me, do you serve any other parts of the matza?"



What did you Learn Today?

A little boy once returned home from Hebrew school and his father asked, "what did you learn today?"
He answered, "The Rabbi told us how Moses led the children of Israel out of Egypt."
"How?"
The boy said "Moses was a big strong man and he beat Pharoah up. Then while he was down,
he got all the people together and ran towards the sea. When he got there, he has the Corps of Engineers build a huge pontoon bridge. Once they got on the other side, they blew up the bridge while the Egyptians were trying to cross."

The father was shocked. "Is that what the Rabbi taught you?"
The boy replied, "No. But you'd never believe the story he DID tell!"