50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator

50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator

1) Crack -open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask: "Got enough air in there?"

2) Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your tissue to other passengers.

3) Make racecar noises when anyone gets on or off.

4) Whistle the first seven notes of 'It's a Small World' incessantly.

5) Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6) On a long ride, crash from side to side as if you're on rough seas.

7) Shave. (Especially if you're a woman.)

8) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead & muttering, "Shut up, dammit, all of you, just shut -UP!"

9) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

10) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

11) When arriving at your floor, grunt & strain to yank the doors open, then- act embarrassed
when they open by themselves.

12) Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"

13) Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake & ask them to call you, "Admiral".

14) On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear
the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

15) One word: Flatulence!

16) Leave a box between the doors.

17) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, & then announce, "I've got new socks on!"

18) When at least 8 people board, moan from the back, "Oh, not now. Damn motion sickness!"

19) Give religious literature to each passenger.

20) Do Tai Chi exercises.

21) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

22) Frown and mutter "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say, "oops!"

23) Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

24) Sing, "Mary Had a Little Lamb," while continually pushing buttons.

25) Holler, "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

26) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

28) Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

29) Meow occasionally.

30) Burp, and then say "Mmmm...tasty!"

31. Wear a puppet on your hand and make it talk to the other passengers.

32. Start a sing-along.

33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"

34. Play the harmonica.

35. Shadow box.

36. Say, "Ding!" at each floor.

37. Lean against the button panel.

38. Say, "I wonder what all these do," and push the red buttons.

39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk & announce it’s your "personal space".

41. Bring a chair along.

42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"

43. Blow spit bubbles.

44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

47. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, "Bad touch!"

48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

49. Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting larger."

50. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.