Eve & God

"Lord, I have a problem."  

"What is it, Eve?"  

"I know U created me, this beautiful garden & all the wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm unhappy."  

"And why is that, Eve?"  

"Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."  

"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you." 

"Man? What is that Lord?"  

"A flawed creature, with many faults. He'll lie, cheat & be vain;  

all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster, 

like to hunt & kill. I'll create him in such a way that he’ll satisfy your physical needs. 

He will be witless & will revel in childish -things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be as smart as you. 

So he will also need your advice to think properly."  

"Sounds great," says
 Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but what's the catch Lord?"  

"Well... you can have him on one condition."  

"And what's that Lord?"  

"As I- said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring... 

So you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. 

And it will have to be our little secret... you know, woman to woman."