The Collar

A little, boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, & noticed his collar was backwards.
The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way.
The man, who was a priest, said, " I am a Father."

The little, boy replied, "My daddy doesn't wear his collar like that."
The priest answered, "I am the Father of many."

The boy said, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls & two grand children,
& he doesn't wear his collar that way."
The priest, getting impatient, said, "I am the Father of hundreds" &
resumed, reading.

The little, boy sat quietly, thinking for a while, then said,
"Maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your collar."