Subject: a few sign suggestions for the Kitchen:
A Messy Kitchen Is A Happy Kitchen And This Kitchen Is Delirious.
No Husband Has Ever Been Shot While Doing The Dishes.
A Husband Is A Man Who Takes Out The Trash And Acts Like He Cleaned The Whole House.
If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
A Clean House Is A Sign Of A Misspent Life.
Help Keep the Kitchen Clean - Eat Out.
Housework Done Properly Can Kill You.
Countless # People Have Eaten In This Kitchen and Gone On To Lead Normal Lives.
My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines.
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