Finally, a guy took the time to write - down our side of the story. 
We always hear
 
"The rules" from her- side. These are ours!  
They are all #"1" ON PURPOSE!
 
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big, girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, u need it down. We don't gripe about u leaving it down.
 
1. Sunday sports. It's like a full -Moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
 
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we’re never going to think it is.
 
1. Crying is blackmail.
 
1. Ask for what u want. Let ‘s –be- clear: Hints don’t work, whether subtle, strong or obvious. Just say it!
 
1. Yes & no are perfectly, acceptable ,answers to most questions.
 
1. Come to us with a problem u want-help solving it. That's what we do.
 
If u want- sympathy u have girlfriends.
 
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in arguments.
In fact, all comments r null &void after 7 days.
 
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
 
1. If something we say can be taken 2 ways & 1 makes u sad or angry,
we meant the other.
 
1.U can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.   
Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
 
 
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever u have to during commercials.
 
1. Columbus didn’t need directions & neither do we.
 
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default, settings.
 
Peach & Pumpkin r fruit, not colors. We have no idea what mauve is.
 
1. If it itches, it ‘s- scratched. We do that.
 
1. If we-ask -what ‘s -wrong & you say "nothing," we’ll act accordingly.
We know u r lying, but it ‘‘s just not worth the hassle.
 
1. If u ask a question you don't want answered,
expect one you don't want to hear.
 
1. When- we have to go somewhere, anything u wear’s fine…Really.
 
1. Don't -ask hat we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss Baseball, shotgun  formation, monster trucks, etc.
 
1. You have enough clothes.
 
1. You have too many, shoes.
 
1. I’m in shape. Round is a shape.
 
1. Thanks for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind? It's like camping.
 
Forward this to all .Men will  laugh. Women will get a bigger one!!