Sunday, December 21, 2014

Wife's Birthday

A husband goes to Victoria's Secret to buy sheer, lingerie for his wife on her birthday.

He sees several, possibilities that range from $250 to $500, The more sheer, the higher the price.         He opts for the most sheer item.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to model it for him.

She thinks, I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't wear it, model nude, return it tomorrow & keep the $500.

So she poses naked.

The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at least iron it!"

He never heard the shot.

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